Should children witness childbirth?

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  1. sugarnspice

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    Should children witness childbirth?

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold
    a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. [/font]

    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
    Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
    Connor began to cry.
    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old
    what she thought about what she had just witnessed
    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...

    smack his arse again!"
    If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you
     
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    So innocent....n cho sweet....
     
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    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    That was a sooooooooooo sweet answer
     
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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh..........so sweeet
     
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    good. she proved that she is a real kid.
     
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    Its sooooo cuuute ! Big Laugh
     
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    I was reading as if something related to trauma like stuff and finally :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Good one!
     
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