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Shocking telegrams

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    TELEGRAM #1


    A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
    B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :

    "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."




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    TELEGRAM #2

    A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
    station sends a telegram to his wife :

    "I wish you were here." The message received by wife:

    "I wish you were her."




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    TELEGRAM #3

    A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
    station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
    to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
    and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

    "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
    birth to an old lady."

    ************ ********* ********* ********* *********




    TELEGRAM #4

    A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in her
    parent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer , he asked his
    servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer .
    He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:
    'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye )
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    This one toooooooooooo........tsk
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahahaha nice telegrams...................
     
  4. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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  5. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    really funny...
     

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