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shipwreck

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uns, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. uns

    uns New IL'ite

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    A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
    shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were
    washed up with him. After looking around, he
    realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

    After being there a while, he got into the habit
    of taking his two animal companions to the beach
    every evening to watch the sun set.

    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
    with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
    and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking
    better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he
    leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
    growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
    around the sheep.

    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
    the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there
    was another shipwreck.

    The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

    That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the
    evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
    evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
    gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
    Pretty soon, the man started to get "those
    feelings" again..

    He fought the urges as long as he could, but he
    finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary,
    cautiously and whispered in her ear -- "Would you
    mind taking the dog for a walk?"
     
  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hiii great......:2thumbsup:
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    hahahahaha.... Great...

    Veda
     

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