She Was So Blonde . . . . .

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Jan 9, 2008.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
    • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
    • She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
    • She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
    • She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
    • She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    • She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
    • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    • She tried to drown a fish.
    • She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    • She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    • If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
    • They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
    • Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
    • She tripped over a cordless phone.
    • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    • At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".
    • She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    • It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    • If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
    • She studied for a blood test ...and failed.
    • She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare centre.
    • She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
    • She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
    • She sold the car for gas money.
    • When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
    • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    • She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
    • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    • When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha,good one:queen
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha nice one

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