Shahid Kapoor's 3 Moms and Dads, Malaya,Mangoes Vijay Mallya's Private Jet Sold For Scrap To Recover Kingfisher Airlines Dues Vijay Mallaya's private personal jet has been sold as scrap, by his lenders, for Rs. 22 lakhs, to recover a part of their money lent to KingFisher. First his cars were taken away, now his private jet which he used to fly himself. i think this is the same jet he flew to South Africa , taking along friends, to watch the IPL 2 in 2009. The toilet seat in his plane toilet, where he sat, once, must be auctioned seperately. i am sure there must be many buyers eager to sit on that seat, where the king once sat. What a fall !! ======================================================================================================================= Shahid Kapoor is getting married. But then so what ? Most people his age, now have school going kids, and are not playboys in their mid thirties.But then he has inherited it from his dad, pankaj Kapoor, who has married twice, his first mother Neelima, who has married twice again. Meet Shahid Kapoor's 3 Fathers And 3 Mothers So it seems 3 fathers and 3 mothers of Shahid are coming to attend his marriage.His actual mother, , she married twice, so two step fathers were born, and then the guy who married his mom, divorced her and married again, so another mother is born, and so on.As he is a famous star, so everyone wants to be his mother or father !! Also kids from each marriage, so many step brothers and sisters , and i dont think they need any outsiders to fill in the wedding hall, they have enough in the family eh ! And Shahid and his Dad , follow the same guru as my wife, and are vegetarians, but that does not stop them from these nonvegetarian activities eh ! ================================================================================================================= Juicy mangoes add bitterness to Jitan Ram Manjhi - Nitish Kumar feud - The Economic Times Bihar - Chief Minister Manjhi has refused to vacate the cheif Minister's Bunglow , in spite of being unseated by Nitesh Kumar. Andit seems the Bunglow has trees of Leechi and Mangoes. It seems 8 sub inspectors and 16 policement have been deployed, do u know for what ? So that Manjhi or any other staff of the Bunglow, does not steal any mangoes, or Leechis from the trees !!! Not even the ones that have fallen on the floor . Manjhi is furious, but Kamalji is smiling. First policemen sent to search for the Missing Buffaloes of Azam Khan, and now policement to protect the mangoes by being stolen by the Chief Minister. HAHA. =================================================================================================================== 5-year-old girl’s condition stable - The Times of India The 5 year old girl who fell down the borewell, and was inside it for more than a day, was saved, thanks to the army and other personel, who risked their lvies to save the little girl. Thank God she is safe and well. The girls father had dug a borewell, but finding no water, did not bother to fill it up, or close it properly, and he left a boulder on top, and left it at that. Well He paid the price and his own daughter fell in it. The father must be flogged in public, and it be made known that when a tubewell is unsuccessful, it must be closed proplery and not be abandoned like this. If not his, someone else's child could fall in it.And he must be made to pay the costs incurred on rescuing his child. the Government is not responsible to pay for our individual misdeeds and mistakes. The father is to be condemned in no uncertain manner. =================================================================================================================== The guy in Jeans, Spilling the Beans, Abroad, having a Ball, Troubling with his reveltation, All, He has a lot of wealth, But i fear for his Health . He had made many a Nanga, Not good to take with so many, panga !!!!! Amen. KAMAL MAHTANI ================================================================================================================== Pankaja Munde, Smriti Irani, Sushma, Vasundhara, Mamta, Sonia...... Ek baat to fix ho gayi hai- Modiji ki kundli mein aurat se sukh nahi hai....I ================================================================================================================= Marriage is quite like beer 1. Looks inviting 2. Kick doesn't last long 3. You're never satisfied with one 4. Eventually gives you a pot belly.... ================================================================================================================= A survey found that 62% people want to party 7 times a week Figure drastically dropped to 17% when words 'with wife' were added & it dropped to 0.17% when words 'own wife' were added ================================================================================================================= Customer to Santa : Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta.... Santa : Karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain....isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon. The Customer Fainted!! ============================================================================================================== Man to very beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?" Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.." Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?" Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" ============================================================================================================= A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor, do you think the Lord will let you in?" "My good woman," said the man, "when I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind". ========================================================================================================== Gujju friend calls his friend Girish- hey Girish I'm sorry about your being bankrupt. Girish- abey woh Greece hai!