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Shaadi sey pehle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    <CENTER>AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bahut zoro shor say Bhangra dal raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho...TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley main bhi Shaer tha ! :) !</CENTER>
     
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    Gujju Bhai...

    There was once a Gujarati Bhai Patel, owning a shop,
    living in USA, and he was involved in a car accident.

    At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to find out
    what had happened to him.

    I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.
    "Car crash! My Corolla!! Is my car all right?" he asked
    hysterically.

    "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries
    - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save
    it," she said apologetically.
    "I lost my arm? My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!!"

    "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are
    in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see
    you."

    He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around
    the bed, he called for each of them by name.

    "Alpa, are you here?"
    "I am here dear, and I will never leave you", said Mrs. Patel.

    "Diness, are you here?"
    "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

    "Kalpess, are you here?"
    "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

    "Kamless, my son, are you here?"
    "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

    "Paress, my child, are you here too?"
    "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

    "Well" said patel thoughtfully, "Alpa, Diness, Kalpess,
    Paress and Kamless are here....... and if all of you are here,
    ...................
    .............
    ...........

    THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE S(H)OP!!!!!????" he cried loudly.
     

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