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School Absence Excuse Notes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sharika, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    Hi Ladies,

    These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected
    by schools from all over the country in South Africa.

    1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take
    P.E. today. Please execute him.

    2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and
    I had her shot.

    3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on
    Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

    4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is

    5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
    Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
    out of his face.

    7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
    football. He was hurt in the growing part.

    8. Megan could not come to school today because she has
    been bothered by very close veins.

    9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his

    10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
    loose vowels.

    11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
    had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh
    1ts. [words in ()'s
    were crossed out.]

    12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He
    had diarrhea and his boots leak.

    13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his

    14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's

    15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
    shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

    16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
    We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and
    when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

    17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have
    to attend her funeral.

    18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
    tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

    19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He
    had a cold and could not breed well.

    20.Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She
    was in bed with gramps.

    21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gang-

    22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the


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  2. ambika ananth

    ambika ananth Bronze IL'ite

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    thanks sharika

    That was truly hilarious.....I was trying to remember if I had sent any such leave letters....haha

    Thanks, you made a damp morning sunny with laughter..


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