Sarso Da Tel

Sarso Da Tel
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...
In London, a customer asked, "Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?"
The shopkeeper says "Are you a "Punjabi? "
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
If I had asked for halal meat, would you ask me if I was Muslim?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Punjabi?"
The (calm) shopkeeper replied, "Because, this is a wine shop."
Absolute Classic!
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