Hope these are not repeats, If it is sorry for repeating again. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha ------------ --------- --------- Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt ------------ --------- --------- Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun ------------ --------- --------- A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,[FONT=Courier New] [/FONT] "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade." After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khotee de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le" ------------ --------- --------- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, chatri me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega [FONT=Courier New]------------ --------- ---------[/FONT] Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" ------------ --------- --------- 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye ------------ --------- -------- 1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? ------------ --------- --------- Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. ------------ --------- --------- In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: see my leg and know the same
