Sardarji's Mom's Letter

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    [FONT=&quot]Dear banta
    Vahe Guru !

    I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there.
    I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read
    fast.

    We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
    the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so
    we moved 20 miles.

    I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed
    here took the house numbers with them for their new house so
    they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next
    week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here,
    so that our address will remain same too.

    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine,
    situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last
    week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them
    since.

    The weather here isn't too bad.. It rained only twice last week.
    The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

    The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
    little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
    buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

    Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is
    cutting the grass at the cemetery.

    By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
    really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not
    allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should
    we remove?

    Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether
    it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt
    or Uncle.

    Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to
    pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
    cremated him and he burned for three days.

    Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to
    fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be
    buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the
    process of digging a grave for his father.

    There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
    happened.


    P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
    realized, I had already sealed off this letter[/FONT].
     
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