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Sardar Returns

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by aarthi28, May 5, 2016.

  1. aarthi28

    aarthi28 Platinum IL'ite

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    SARDAR RETURNS


    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar: India ..
    Boss: which part?
    Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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    Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
    Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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    Sardar: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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    NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
    Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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  2. Justanotherwife

    Justanotherwife IL Hall of Fame

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    OMG! I thought the keyboard was ultimate but at the end the skeleton stole the show :roflmao:
     
  3. dasikajl

    dasikajl Gold IL'ite

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    LOL...but i think mentioning to particular caste is not good. now a days you can replace them with some celebrity or politician will make it more funny...what say :)
     

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