:mrgreen: SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO.... DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR.. SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE... GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO... ============ ========= ========= == 1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE ============ ========= ========= ============ SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI. ============ ========= ========= = 1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA. FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA.. GUESS WOH KYA BOLA..... . . . . IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO ============ ========= ========= ========== WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP ============ ========= ========= ========== 1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! 2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. ============ ========= ========= ========== SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. ============ ========= ========= =========== Sardarjee to Sunita: " I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year. ============ ========= ========= =========== Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life & I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . . ============ ========= ========= =========== SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ============ ========= ========= ============ SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 2ND- Gold ring de de 1ST- koi badi cheez bata 2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. . ============ ========= ========= ============ A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ============ ========= ========= ============ SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour ============ ========= ========= ========== A SARDAR gave an Ad in matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE" He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. .. ============ ========= ========= ========= A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and says what r u doing. Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college. ============ ========= ========= ======== sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai, friend: acha wo kaise? Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! ============ ========= ========= ======== Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai.. mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga, sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.. ============ ========= ========= ======= sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. ============ ========= ========= ===== On Jeeto's bday Sardar had no money,so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. ============ ========= ========= ======== Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha. He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon? yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai.. ============ ========= ========= ======== Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet. He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated & say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai! ============ ========= ========= ======= teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara ============ ========= ========= ====== how can u identify a sardar in a classroom? try try think.... very simple just see who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard ============ ========= ========= ============ Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ============ ========= ========= ============ Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..?? So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.. ============ ========= ========= =========== Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!.. ============ ========= ========= ============ === Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI. ============ ========= ========= ============ === Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai ============ ========= ========= ============ === Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! ============ ========= ========= ========== Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." ============ ========= ========= ========== What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. ============ ========= ========= ========= Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! ============ ========= ========= ========= Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! ============ ========= ========= ========= Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 1000 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 1000 ka bharwata hoon." ============ ========= ========= ========= Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? ============ ========= ========= ========= Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.