sardar jokes

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    SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
    DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
    SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
    GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...
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    1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
    KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
    PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
    ============ ========= ========= ============
    SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
    BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
    SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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    1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
    FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
    JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..
    GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....
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    IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
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    WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY
    BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP
    ============ ========= ========= ==========
    1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
    one is green and one is blue with red spots!
    2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
    home.
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    SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
    2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
    1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
    ============ ========= ========= ===========
    Sardarjee to Sunita:
    " I want to marry you"Sunita:
    But I am one year elder to you.
    Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.
    ============ ========= ========= ===========
    Sardar declares:
    I will never marry in my life & I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
    ============ ========= ========= ===========
    SARDAR talking on cell.
    2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
    1ST: biwi se.....
    2ND: itne... pyar se....?
    1ST: tumhari hai. . .
    ============ ========= ========= ============
    SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
    2ND- Gold ring de de
    1ST- koi badi cheez bata
    2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
    ============ ========= ========= ============
    A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
    sardar ran to catch the donkey.
    He saw a zebra & started beating it
    & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
    ============ ========= ========= ============
    SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
    1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
    2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
    3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
    4.Threat:When I am on tour
    ============ ========= ========= ==========
    A SARDAR gave an Ad in matrimonial column
    "PATNI CHAHIYE"
    He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ..
    ============ ========= ========= =========
    A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her.
    The girl shouts and says
    what r u doing.
    Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
    ============ ========= ========= ========
    sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
    friend: acha wo kaise?
    Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
    thi.!!
    ============ ========= ========= ========
    Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
    mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
    sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
    ============ ========= ========= =======
    sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
    Jeeto: Yes darling I still do,
    only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
    now it's 1.5 ltr.
    ============ ========= ========= =====
    On Jeeto's bday
    Sardar had no money,so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
    When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
    manager.
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    Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
    Bipasha.
    He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
    yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
    ============ ========= ========= ========
    Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
    He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated &
    say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!
    ============ ========= ========= =======
    teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
    sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
    ============ ========= ========= ======
    how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
    try
    try
    think....
    very simple
    just see
    who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard
    ============ ========= ========= ============
    Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
    Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
    ============ ========= ========= ============
    Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
    So..
    santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
    Jayanti..
    ============ ========= ========= ===========
    Santa went to mysore palace.
    Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
    Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
    ============ ========= ========= ============ ===
    Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
    Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja
    rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
    ============ ========= ========= ============ ===
    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
    Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
    Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
    ============ ========= ========= ============ ===
    Banta: you cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
    Radio!
    ============ ========= ========= ==========
    Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
    ============ ========= ========= ==========
    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
    ============ ========= ========= =========
    Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
    A: He wanted to see butterfly!
    ============ ========= ========= =========
    Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
    Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
    ============ ========= ========= =========
    Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
    Pehle bhi 1000 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 1000 ka bharwata hoon."
    ============ ========= ========= =========
    Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
    batao.
    Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
    ============ ========= ========= =========
    Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
    Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
    Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
     
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