Sardar Jokes

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  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    > Once a Sardar was travelling in a bus when the
    > driver puts break, sardar falls on a girl...
    > Girl::badhmash,kya kar rahe ho?
    > Sardar::Jee..mai punjab university mai final year BA
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    > American:::Hamare America mai war ho gaya hai
    > Sardar:::::hamare india mai to roz war hai...
    > American:::wo kaise???
    > Sardar:::::somWAR,mangalWAR,budhWAR
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    > Sardar complaints to police::Sir all items in my
    > house r missing except the TV.
    > Police:::: Why the thief did not take the TV?????
    > Sardar::::I was watching TV naa.
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    > Sardar came to exam hall with a plumber
    > Teacher:::Why have you brought a plumber along??
    > Sardar::::Sir,I heard that the question paper is
    > leaked...
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    > Sardar in an interview
    > Intervier:::Where were u born?
    > Sardar::::::Chekoslovakya
    > Intervier:::Tell the spelling
    > Sardar::::::sorry sir, I was born in Goa
     
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    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Nice jokes....

    Veda
     
  3. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    seeing some of these sardar jokes it reminded me of one.. here goes..

    An NRI sardar lady from UK went to the Gurudwara and addressed the gyani ji:

    "Gyani jee aaj mai thodey kole badi vaadi "ass" lekey aayi haan"

    Gyani jee replied
    "mai vekhya jadon tusi mattha tekya"
     
  4. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Good ones......
     
  5. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one.......
     
  6. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    good one:2thumbsup:
     
  7. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    Good ones!:rotfl
    Regards,
    Sharada
     

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