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Sardar Jokes - TP

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by veenaissack123, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. veenaissack123

    veenaissack123 Senior IL'ite

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    Sardar declares:

    .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

    .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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    SARDAR talking on cell.

    2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

    1ST: biwi se.....

    2ND: itne... pyar se....?

    1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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    A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

    sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
    said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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    SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


    1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.


    2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.


    3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.


    4.Threat:When I am on tour


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    sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

    Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

    now it's 1.5 ltr.

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    On Jeeto's bday

    Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

    When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
    manager.

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    teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

    sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

    ====================================

    Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

    Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

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    Santa went to
    mysore palace.

    Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

    Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
     
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