1 Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt uXchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. 2 Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night,nobodyWill b there.............. Girl goes at night & really nobodywas there 3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeingthe Form He had gone to DELHI forFilling up. U know y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". 4 A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business andSufferedhuge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . Heopened a Saloon in Punjab!. 5 A Teacher lecturing on population –InIndia afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar standsup- we must find & stop her!. 6 Sardar-why r all these peoplerunning? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-Ifonly the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 7 Sardarhad twins: he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. Disgusted Sardar named themTIRED&RETIRED! 8 19 SARDARS WENT to a FILM. ASKING THEM Y THEY CAMEIN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THEFILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... 9 A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's facein a funeral function, suddenly all relativesbeathim why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" 13 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to whatto be filledin column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote:Yes! 16 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. 17 Santa! Your daughter has died! DepressedSardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't havea daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr: I'm Banta notsanta 18 ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, "DARLING ONOUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?" HE SAYS"YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONENUMBER" 19 Sardar found the answer to the most difficultquestionever - What will come first, Chicken oregg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. 21 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rsback.! 23 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U ThisPacket Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead ucould have posted it.... 24 What does a sardar do aftertaking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for anyspelling mistakes..