Q: Why does a sardar study in front of mirror? Ans. 1) It saves revision time. 2) He likes combined studies. 3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him..... ************************ Sardar's dad died and he was crying. After a couple of minutes sardar cries louder. Friend:- What happened now? Sardar:- My sister just call me. Her dad also died...... ************************ Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile chalna pada. Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........ ************************ Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha ... sochta raha ....... sochta raha ........... aur sochte sochte mar gaya ki agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nahi... ************************ NASA ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas aaya. ... Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nahi hoga....... ************************ If sardar wants to dial 9449494494.. how will he dial........? ... He will first dial ..... 94494 and then press "REDIAL"..................... ************************ Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji. Sardar: Take this card. Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card Sardar:So what? You have written ALL CARDS ACCEPTED....... ************************ Sardar: Mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rahi hai Police: Kaun de raha hai Sardar: BSNL wale, bolte hai ki agar bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...... ************************ Once a Sardar was roaming in the jungle Suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree ... ... Sardar went a little closer to the tree and looked at the hanging snake And he said: "Aise latak ne se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.. ".. ************************
