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    Q: Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
    Ans.
    1) It saves revision time.
    2) He likes combined studies.
    3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him.....


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    Sardar's dad died and he was crying. After a couple of minutes sardar cries louder.


    Friend:- What happened now?


    Sardar:- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......


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    Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile chalna pada.


    Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........


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    Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha


    ...


    sochta raha


    .......


    sochta raha


    ...........


    aur sochte sochte mar gaya ki agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nahi...


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    NASA ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas aaya.


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    Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nahi hoga.......


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    If sardar wants to dial 9449494494.. how will he dial........?


    ...


    He will first dial ..... 94494


    and then press "REDIAL".....................


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    Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.


    Sardar: Take this card.


    Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card


    Sardar:So what? You have written ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.......


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    Sardar: Mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rahi hai


    Police: Kaun de raha hai


    Sardar: BSNL wale, bolte hai ki agar bill nahi bhara to kaat denge......


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    Once a Sardar was roaming in the jungle


    Suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree
    ...


    ...


    Sardar went a little closer to the tree and looked at the hanging snake


    And he said: "Aise latak ne se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.. "..


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