Santa needed some money desperately. Banta Tells him that if he prays to Shivji in a temple, his</PRE> prayers would surely be answered. </PRE> So Santa goes to a Shiva temple. The temple had a</PRE> large Lord Shiva statue. Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins</PRE> his hands and says his prayer.</PRE> Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.</PRE> Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Kripa karo."</PRE> The priest sees Santa praying. He wants to help Santa</PRE> but knows that a Sikh will never accept the money. So</PRE> he drops a 100-rupee note,from behind the statue, so</PRE> that Santa can not see him. </PRE> After Santa had says his prayers, and opens his eyes.</PRE> He sees the note and thinks that god has listened to his prayers. He</PRE> takes the note and goes away.</PRE> However he is back again next day for money. Now the</PRE> priest is really annoyed with Santa.</PRE> The Priest decides that he is not going to give any</PRE> more money to Santa. He changes the big Shivji statue</PRE> with a smaller one of Ganapathi that day. </PRE> Once again Santa goes to the prayer room. However he</PRE> does not notice the difference.</PRE> Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands</PRE> and says his prayer.</PRE> Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.</PRE> Ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. Kirpa karo." </PRE> After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find</PRE> any money. So he lowers his demand a bit.</PRE> Santa: "O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan</PRE> ho. Asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. Kirpa karo</PRE> jee."</PRE> Again he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any</PRE> money. He slowly raises his head and now notices the small Ganapathi statue. He carefully looks left and</PRE> then right, and then slowly moves a bit forward near</PRE> the statue.</PRE> Then he whispers to the statue: "Puttar, Papa kitthe</PRE> hein ??!! </PRE> </PRE>