Santa needed money

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  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Santa needed some money desperately. Banta


    Tells him that if he prays to Shivji in a temple, his</PRE>

    prayers would surely be answered. </PRE>

    So Santa goes to a Shiva temple. The temple had a</PRE>

    large Lord Shiva statue. Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins</PRE>

    his hands and says his prayer.</PRE>

    Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.</PRE>

    Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Kripa karo."</PRE>

    The priest sees Santa praying. He wants to help Santa</PRE>

    but knows that a Sikh will never accept the money. So</PRE>

    he drops a 100-rupee note,from behind the statue, so</PRE>

    that Santa can not see him. </PRE>

    After Santa had says his prayers, and opens his eyes.</PRE>

    He sees the note and thinks that god has listened to his prayers. He</PRE>

    takes the note and goes away.</PRE>

    However he is back again next day for money. Now the</PRE>

    priest is really annoyed with Santa.</PRE>

    The Priest decides that he is not going to give any</PRE>

    more money to Santa. He changes the big Shivji statue</PRE>

    with a smaller one of Ganapathi that day. </PRE>

    Once again Santa goes to the prayer room. However he</PRE>

    does not notice the difference.</PRE>

    Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands</PRE>

    and says his prayer.</PRE>

    Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.</PRE>

    Ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. Kirpa karo." </PRE>

    After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find</PRE>

    any money. So he lowers his demand a bit.</PRE>

    Santa: "O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan</PRE>

    ho. Asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. Kirpa karo</PRE>

    jee."</PRE>

    Again he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any</PRE>

    money. He slowly raises his head and now notices the small Ganapathi statue. He carefully looks left and</PRE>

    then right, and then slowly moves a bit forward near</PRE>

    the statue.</PRE>

    Then he whispers to the statue: "Puttar, Papa kitthe</PRE>

    hein ??!! :):):)</PRE>

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  2. Reenae

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    Good old Santa!!!!!
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one......
     

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