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Santa Jokes!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Nimmidas, Nov 26, 2013.

  1. Nimmidas

    Nimmidas New IL'ite

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    संता ट्रैफिक पुलिस के इंटरव्यू के लिए गया।

    इंटरव्यूअर: एक आदमी गधे की सवारी करता हुआ रोड से जा रहा है और उसने हेलमेट नहीं पहना है तो क्या आप उसे दण्डित करेंगे?

    संता: नहीं।

    इंटरव्यूअर: क्यों?

    संता: क्योंकि हेलमेट 2 व्हीलर के लिए जरूरी है, 4 व्हीलर के लिए नही।
     
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  2. DivyaDiv

    DivyaDiv New IL'ite

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    :cool2: it's a nice joke..
     
  3. mathangikkumar

    mathangikkumar Platinum IL'ite

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    Santa Car ki battery change karwane gaya...
    Mechanic : Sahib......
    "Exide" ki daal doon??
    Santa: Nahin Yaar....
    Dono side ki de warna phir problem hogi..
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    In an exam hall a girl to Santa :
    Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main khud likh lungi...
    Santa ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha, phir dhire se bola.....


    !


    "The"
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    Preeto : Naari ka matlab kya hai??
    Santa : Naari ka matlab hai "SHAKTI"
    Preeto : To phir purush ka Matlab kya Hai?


    Santa : "Sahan Shakti"
     
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  4. Psg13

    Psg13 New IL'ite

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    Haha good one !!!
     

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