read the jokes below A CEO was standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO to an executive, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy." Moral of the story is: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything. Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.. Girl - Agar me kahu, mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, meri bas yehi chahat hai, to kya kahoge ? Boy - Me tumse kahunga is baat ko agar tumari saheli kehti, to accha hota... Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly Son asks his dad what is the difference between confidence and confidential. To this his dad replies Look i can say you are my son this is confidence and your friend is also my son that is confidential Santa:I am a proud man, my son is in medical college. Banta: really what is he studying? santa: he is not studying they r studying him. Ek dost ne Santa se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool. Banta: give him a glass of water. Man:Santa where were u born? sardarji: punjab. man: which part. Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. when people asked "what he was doing?" he replied " oye! Higher studies"!!