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santa banta strike again

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rajeshv, Feb 22, 2009.

  1. Rajeshv

    Rajeshv Bronze IL'ite

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    Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?


    Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
    hai or mobile ka anguthe se !


    ____________ _________ _________ _________


    * Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I
    thought she wanted a car.
    Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?


    ____________ _________ _________ _________



    * Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

    Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'


    ____________ _________ _________ _________



    * Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
    Doc: wht happened?
    Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
    hai .


    ____________ _________ _________ _________



    * A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
    said : He's not my friend.

    ____________ _________ _________ _________


    * Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for
    this?
    Shopkeeper: Rs 500
    Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

    ____________ _________ _________ _________



    * Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


    ____________ _________ _________ _________



    * Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
    Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.


    ____________ _________ _________ _________



    * While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
    Banta: R u ok?
    Santa: Yeah!
    Banta: Did u break anything?
    Santa: No, there's nothing down here
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2009
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