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Santa Banta jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by saraswathi1410, Feb 2, 2014.

  1. saraswathi1410

    saraswathi1410 Silver IL'ite

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    ...Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..

    1 saal baad santa phone pe:Wajan to kam ho gaya,
    magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu:-o
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    ....Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

    Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

    Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
    Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega
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    ....Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
    Sales man: plain main dikhau.
    Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
    saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!:lol:
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    ....Doctor: Do exercise daily for
    good health.
    Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily.
    Doctor: how long do you play?
    Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!! :):)
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