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santa banta and fiuneral costs

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Padmash, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. Padmash

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    <TABLE class=tdbg height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=center valign="top">Funeral Costs

    <TD style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 140%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" vAlign=top colSpan=2>As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements.

    Son says, "We'll make a real big thing out of it. We'll have five hundred people. We'll order fifty limos."

    Daughter says, "Why do you want to waste money like that? We'll have the family and maybe a few friends. One limo just for us."

    They proceed. Grandson says, "We'll have lots of flowers. We'll surround him with dozens of roses and lilies, dozens and dozens."

    Daughter says, "What a waste! We'll have one little bouquet, that's enough."

    Suddenly, the voice of the old man is heard, wafting weakly from the bedroom, "Why don't you get me my pants? I'll walk to the cemetery."
     
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