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Roles in Heaven -Too good

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Deepav, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. Deepav

    Deepav New IL'ite

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    Roles in Heaven :

    1-Brahma**
    Systems Installation

    2-Vishnu
    Systems Administration & Support

    3-Lakshmi**
    Finance and Accounts consultant

    4-Saraswati**
    Training and Knowledge Management

    5-Shiva**
    DBA (Crash Specialist)

    6-Ganesh
    Quality Assuarance & Documentation

    7-Narada**
    Data transfer

    8-Yama
    Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

    9-Chitragupta**
    IDP & Personal Records

    10-Apsaras
    Downloadable Viruses

    11-Devas**
    Mainframe Programmers

    12-Surya**
    Solaris Administrator

    13-Rakshasas**
    In house Hackers

    14-Ravan**
    ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

    15-Kumbhakarnan
    Zombie Process**

    16-Lakshman**
    Support Software and Backup

    17-Hanuman**
    Linux/s390

    18-Vaali**
    MS Windows

    19-Sugreeva**
    DOS

    20-Jatayu**
    Firewall

    21-Dronacharya**
    System Programmer

    22-Vishwamitra**
    Sr. Manager Projects

    23-Shakuni**
    Annual appraisal & Promotion

    24-Valmiki
    Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

    25-Krishna
    SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

    26-Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
    ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

    27-Arjun**
    Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

    28-Abhimanyu**
    Trainee Programmer

    29-Draupadi
    Motivation & Team building

    30-Bhima **
    MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

    31-Duryodhana
    Microsoft product Written in VB

    32-Karna **
    Contract programmer

    33-Dhrutarashtra**
    Visual C++

    34-Gandhari**
    Dreamweaver

    35-100 Kauravas**
    Microsoft Service Packs and patches *
     
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  2. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Hey how you got all these ideas. Nice ones . Copied and sending it to all those I know who are software professionals. Especially the ones: Apsaras, Yudishtra, Ganesha were too good, and when I read abt Arjuna god you are so creative.:rotfl :lol:
     

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