Roles in Heaven : 1-Brahma** Systems Installation 2-Vishnu Systems Administration & Support 3-Lakshmi** Finance and Accounts consultant 4-Saraswati** Training and Knowledge Management 5-Shiva** DBA (Crash Specialist) 6-Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation 7-Narada** Data transfer 8-Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 9-Chitragupta** IDP & Personal Records 10-Apsaras Downloadable Viruses 11-Devas** Mainframe Programmers 12-Surya** Solaris Administrator 13-Rakshasas** In house Hackers 14-Ravan** ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF 15-Kumbhakarnan Zombie Process** 16-Lakshman** Support Software and Backup 17-Hanuman** Linux/s390 18-Vaali** MS Windows 19-Sugreeva** DOS 20-Jatayu** Firewall 21-Dronacharya** System Programmer 22-Vishwamitra** Sr. Manager Projects 23-Shakuni** Annual appraisal & Promotion 24-Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 25-Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) 26-Dharmaraj Yudhishthira ISO Consultant (CMM level 5) 27-Arjun** Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 28-Abhimanyu** Trainee Programmer 29-Draupadi Motivation & Team building 30-Bhima ** MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 31-Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB 32-Karna ** Contract programmer 33-Dhrutarashtra** Visual C++ 34-Gandhari** Dreamweaver 35-100 Kauravas** Microsoft Service Packs and patches *
Hey how you got all these ideas. Nice ones . Copied and sending it to all those I know who are software professionals. Especially the ones: Apsaras, Yudishtra, Ganesha were too good, and when I read abt Arjuna god you are so creative.:rotfl
