REnt Cheque

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    A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
    with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he
    tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his
    secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,calling the payment

    On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
    whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a cheque
    for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
    Dear Madam:
    Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your
    apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented
    the apartment, I was under the impression that;
    1) it had never been occupied;
    2) that there was plenty of heat; and
    3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
    However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
    wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250
    with the following note:
    Dear Sir,

    First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment
    to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
    if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is
    indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
    please don't blame the landlady.
    Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
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