Relationships- India vs Overseas

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  1. Anushiv

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    R ELATIONSHIPS
    ( INDIA vs OVERSEAS)
    <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="BORDER-RIGHT: 4.5pt outset; BORDER-TOP: 4.5pt outset; BORDER-LEFT: 4.5pt outset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 4.5pt outset" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=1><TD style="BACKGROUND: #ff9966" width="17%" bgColor=#ff9966>Relation

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #999999" width="41%" bgColor=#999999>In India

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #00cc33" width="41%" bgColor=#00cc33>Outside India

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Mother-in-law

    A woman capable of making your life miserable.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ?

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Husband

    A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Friend

    A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Wife

    A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Son

    A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Daughter

    A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Father

    A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed .

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Indian Engineer

    A person with a respectable job and earning lots.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Doctor

    A respectable person with OK income.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Bhangra

    A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>Software Engineer

    A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)'every year.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #ffdbca" bgColor=#ffdbca>A Green Card holder bachelor

    the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.

    <TD style="BACKGROUND: #d7ffd7" bgColor=#d7ffd7>the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan , dreams of owning a BMW
     
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    I enjoyed reading this post.
    Thanks for sharing............
     
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    Enjoyed reading this.
    Thanks for posting,
    Punitha
     
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    Dear Anu,

    Enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing with us.

    Madhu
     
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    Dear Ladies,

    Thanks for the response... Like u, I too enjoyed reading this.
     
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    Very good comparison, enjoyed it.

    sriniketan
     
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    hi,

    those were hard realities told in a humourous way

    luv
     
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    hi,

    lovely post. really enjoyed a lot.
    thanks for sharing these with us.
    bye and take care.
    meeta
     

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