Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!" Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
