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Recipe for perfect marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
    2. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back.
    3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
    4. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
    5. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!"
    6. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
    7. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
     
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