Recipe for a Happy Marriage

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    A Good Wedding Cake.
    1lb butter of youth.
    4lbs of love.
    1lb of good looks,
    1lb of sweet temper.
    3lb of self forgetfulness.
    1lb of pounded wit.
    1lb of blindness of faults.
    1lb of good humor.
    1 tablespoon of sweet argument.
    1 pint of rippling laughter.
    1 wine glass of common sense.
    1oz of modesty.
    Put the love, good looks and sweet temper into a well furnished house. Beat the butter of youth to a cream, and mix well together with the blindness of faults. Stir the pounded wit and good humor into the sweet argument, then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Work the whole together until everything is well mixed, and bake gently for ever. :thumbsup
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