This is a joke which I read very long time ago but still makes me smile. Well, there was an office where the boss was very strict about punctuality. He didn't like anyone coming late or going early. Whenever someone came late, that official should sign the attendance with time of arrival and reasons for late coming. It so happened that there came an important festival and the office did not declare any leave. Everyone came late that day. The first official who came late was a woman who was pregnant. She signed the attendance with time of arrival and she wrote the reason for late coming as "went to Gyn. for check up". The man who came next signed the attendance with time of arrival and wrote "ditto" for the reason for late coming without reading the woman official's reason. Most of the staff who came late that day wrote "ditto" as reason for their late attendance until the boss read the reason given by the woman and the other staff. He came to the Section and said "I am surprised that all the staff who came late today went to the Gyn. for check up". The staff realized their mistake and apologized to their boss. They all had a hearty laugh after that.