Really good one, just take out some time & read!!

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  1. ish_nalini

    ish_nalini Senior IL'ite

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    One day while walking down the street a highly successful
    Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul
    arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter
    himself.

    "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it
    seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a
    Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to
    do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

    "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let
    you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
    whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

    "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said
    the woman

    "Sorry, we have rules..."

    And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and
    it went down-down-down to hell.

    The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the
    putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country
    club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives
    that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
    cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they
    talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night
    went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and
    lobster dinner.

    She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind
    of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having
    such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody
    shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

    The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found
    St. Peter waiting for her.

    "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24
    hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and
    St. Peter came and got her.

    "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you
    must choose your eternity,"

    The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd
    say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
    better time in Hell."

    So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

    When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
    desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were
    dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting
    it in sacks.

    The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

    "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there
    was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and
    had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my
    friends look miserable."

    The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
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    "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an
    Employee"

     
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Nalini,

    That was a real good one... enjoyed....:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl...

    Veda
     
  3. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    hey nice one....:clap
     
  4. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Dear, being an HR i thoroughly enjoyed it.
     

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