A Small Kid Came Back from school.... He seem to be beaten up..With One Black Eye His Worried father Wonders Wat happened and asked the kid, whether he fought with anyone in the skooool Kiddie said he was innocent and did not fight wid anyone.. Dad: then How do You Explain this swollen Eye?? Son: We Went for prayer to the church, as the prayer came to end..we all got up from our benches..this teacher sitting in front of me ..when she got up..she had her dress gone in the crack of her butts..It Wasn't Looking good...so i just pulled ot the dress..and she hit me. Dad: Son, look ladies mind that..so dont u dare repeat it ever Next Day Sonny Dear again returns home with another swollen eye Dad: Now wat happenned?? did u fight with someone?? Son:No Dad: then in the church u again pulled out the dress that went into this lady's Butts' crack?? Son: No. Dad: then wat happened now? Son: while getting up after our prayer in the church..her dress again went into the crack of her butts, My friend..he pulld it out..But dad since u told me that ladies mind that.. i Put the dress Back into the crack..
