Quotes To Make Our Day

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  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Re: Nice Quotes

    14.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody
    is looking.

    15.They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.

    16.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

    17.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    18.I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

    19.If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

    20.Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.

    21.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching
    train.

    22.Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.

    23.I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.

    24.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

    25.LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge

    26.Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things
    that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

    27.The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then
    proceed to tell you why it isn't.

    28.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and
    the right side.

    29.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes
    it sound confusing
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Superb quotes Manju!!:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

    you made my day!!!
     
  3. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Thanks a lot Madhu for your encouragement:2thumbsup:
     
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    subbutr Senior IL'ite

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    Some more on random thoughts

    Realities
    Always
    Never
    Discovered without
    Our
    Mental Maturity

    To Remain
    Humble
    Obliging
    Understandable
    Guard of Hidden
    Thoughts
    Self Discovery is the Key.

    Subbu
     

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