Re: Nice Quotes 14.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. 15.They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance. 16.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 17.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 18.I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. 19.If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. 20.Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street. 21.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train. 22.Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives. 23.I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it. 24.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. 25.LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge 26.Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government. 27.The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 28.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. 29.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing</pre>
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