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Question Of Survival

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Thyagarajan, Sep 14, 2024.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    QUESTION OF SURVIVAL
    IN AN OPEN AIR STAGE meet, attended by many octogenerians and nonogenerians , I was called up to the stage. I ambled over a ramp with a support of a cane and took my seat.

    With broad smile, the young anchor lady (L) queried: "Sir, Do you still go to the doctor often?"
    I said, "Yes, often"
    L asked, "Why?"
    I said, "Patients must go to the doctor often! Only then doctor can survive!"
    The audience clapped and cheered for my response.

    Then next L asked :
    "Do you then go to the pharmacist?"
    I replied: "Of course, because the pharmacist has also to survive."
    Another round of deafening applause.
    L shot the next question to me, "Do you take medicine?"
    I said, "No! I often throw it away because I also want to survive!"
    The clapping rent the sir. Audience laughed even more.
    Then L finally uttered: "Thank you for coming over for this interview!"
    Then I quipped: "You're welcome ! I know, you have to survive too!"
    The audience burst into laughter and cheers, which lasted for a long time!

    Host asked another question to me "Do you often chat in your group?"
    Then I replied : "Yes, I also want to survive! If I don't chat, everyone will think I'm dead, and group admin will delete me!"

    It is said this my joke might be ranked #1 in the world, because "you see. Everyone Has to Live!"

    ஃ , Smile my dear readers and post your msgs & responses to your near and dear ones!
    Stay connected!
    Let people know that you are kicking, alive, happy & healthy (mentally and physically).
     
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  2. RatnaMalliswari

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    Hello @Thyagarajan
    I love this snippet, every line is perfectly connected and hilarious way to convey reality.I appreciate you for bringing such wonderful content here.
    Regards
    Ratna
     
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    Hi thanks RM. your words encourage me to dwell more in short forms of moods and emotions.
    Regards.
     

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