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Punjabi No. 1

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Boss : Where were you born ?
    sardar : Punjab.
    Boss : which part ?
    sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
    <!-- Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen.
    Well sit down and write your name!
    --><!-- How does a UNIX expert have sex?
    Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
    --><!-- The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. “Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
    Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”

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