PUNCH LINES IN-DEPTH How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect and therefore I am perfect. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand. If I save time, when do I get it back? Where there's a will, I want to be in it. He is free .... of all prejudices. He hates everyone equally. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway! Statement below is true. Statement above is false. Like I said before, I never repeat myself - Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? I was born intelligent, education ruined me. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. What more can I say? If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. Don’t frown. One never knows who is falling in love with one's smile. It is said often, one's future depends on his or her dreams. So, go to everlasting sleep. Alcohol kills slowly. So What? But then who’s in a hurry? If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Teacher : Can you do anything that other people can't? Student: Sure ma'm. I can read my handwriting.
