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Proud Indian!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shanvy, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

    She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

    Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands

    explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

    There is, however, one exception.

    A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.

    The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

    "Because I am not an American." replied Gita.

    "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

    "I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita

    why she is an Indian.

    "Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."

    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom

    was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

    A pause, and a smile.

    "Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Shanti,
    Patriotism personifed asnwer from the little girl.
     
  3. aishu22

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    Dear Shanthi,
    Good one ::)
     
  4. Shanvy

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    hi janani and aishu22,

    thanks
     
  5. Vysan

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    Dear Shan,

    Really a proud Indian.....

    Veda
     
  6. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Hi shanthi

    good one

    Lakshmi
     
  7. jaishree9

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    Hi shanthi
    A very good answer with lots of patroitic feeling.
    A very quick witted child .
     
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    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    hi Shanvy,
    Very good one!
    Like they say, there are multi-linguals, tri-linguals, bi-linguals and Americans.:rotfl

    Regards,
    Sharada
     
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    Hi Shanthi,

    A real good one........Yeah, East or West my Country is the Best....:bowdown:bowdown:bowdown

    rathisrini
     

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