proof that women are much clever than men

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  1. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    Subject: True Story ( Who's wiser man or woman)???
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    > >A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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    > >She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
    > >told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
    > >wishes."
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    > >The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
    > >mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
    > >your husband will get it ten times!"
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    > >The woman said, "That's okay."
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    > >For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
    > >The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
    > >husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
    > >to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
    > >woman and he will have eyes only for me."
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    > >So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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    > >For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
    > >frog said, "That
    > >will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten
    > >times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine
    > >is his and what's his is mine."
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    > >So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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    > >The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
    > >mild heart attack!"
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    > >Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
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    > >Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
    > >and continue feeling good!
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    > >Male readers: Please scroll down.
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    > >The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
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    > >Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
    > >Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
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    > >PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
    > >that women never listen!!!
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  2. keerthi88

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