Subject: True Story ( Who's wiser man or woman)??? > > > > > >A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. > > > > > > > > > > > >She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog > >told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three > >wishes." > > > > > > > >The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to > >mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, > >your husband will get it ten times!" > > > > > > > >The woman said, "That's okay." > > > >For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. > >The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your > >husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock > >to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful > >woman and he will have eyes only for me." > > > >So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > > > > > > >For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The > >frog said, "That > >will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten > >times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine > >is his and what's his is mine." > > > > > > > >So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > > > > > > >The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a > >mild heart attack!" > > > >Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them! > > > > > > > > > >Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here > >and continue feeling good! > > > > > > > > > >Male readers: Please scroll down. > > > >The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! > > > >Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart! > >Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show! > > > > > > > > > > > >PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show > >that women never listen!!! > > > >