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Prisoners vs Employees......Really Good One!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Prema, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. Prema

    Prema New IL'ite

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    <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD colSpan=2 rowSpan=2>INPRISON <TD colSpan=2 rowSpan=2><TD width="30%">AT WORK <TR vAlign=top>you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..






    <TR vAlign=top><TD rowSpan=2>IN PRISON <TD colSpan=2 rowSpan=2>AT WORK <TR vAlign=top>you get three meals a day (free). you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .









    <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD width="9%" rowSpan=2><TD width="26%">IN PRISON <TD width="21%" rowSpan=2><TD width="42%">AT WORK <TR vAlign=top>you get time off for good behavior.


    you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.










    <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD width="9%" rowSpan=2><TD width="36%">IN PRISON <TD width="7%" rowSpan=2><TD width="45%">AT WORK <TR vAlign=top>a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..


    you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .








    <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD width="15%" rowSpan=2><TD width="32%">IN PRISON <TD width="6%" rowSpan=2><TD width="45%">AT WORK <TR vAlign=top>you can watch TV and play games. you get fired for watching TV and playing games.







    <TABLE width="100%"><TD vAlign=top width="1%" rowSpan=2><TD vAlign=top colSpan=4>IN PRISON
    they allow your family and
    friends to visit.

    <TD vAlign=top colSpan=3 rowSpan=2><TD vAlign=top colSpan=6>AT WORK


    <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD width="100%">you can not even speak to your family and friends.






    <TD width="1%"><TD vAlign=top colSpan=4><TD vAlign=top colSpan=6>





    <TD vAlign=top colSpan=2 rowSpan=2><TD vAlign=top colSpan=2>IN PRISON <TD vAlign=top colSpan=3 rowSpan=2><TD vAlign=top colSpan=5>AT WORK <TD vAlign=top colSpan=2>all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.


    <TD vAlign=top colSpan=5>You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.


    <TD vAlign=top colSpan=12><TD vAlign=top colSpan=12><TD colSpan=3><TD colSpan=3>

    Which Sounds Better?



    So what are you waiting for.........





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    Regards
    Prema
     
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  2. siviya

    siviya Senior IL'ite

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    Really really good one:cool2: Thanks for sharing.
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Really Good one.....
     

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