Did you ever think about where you spend most of your living? Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @PRISON you get time off for your good behaviour @ WORK you get more work for your good behaviour @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @PRISONthey allow your family and friends to visit @WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISONyou spend most of your life inside bars @ WORK wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK they are called managers THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!! Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
