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Prison !!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rajmiarun, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Did you ever think about where you spend most of your living?

    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

    @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

    @PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for

    @ WORK you get a break for one meal and
    you have to pay for it

    @PRISON you get time off for your good behaviour
    @ WORK you get more work for your good behaviour

    @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

    @PRISON you can watch TV and play games

    @ WORK you could get fired for watching
    TV and playing games

    @ PRISON you get your own toilet
    @ WORK you have to share the toilet with
    some people who pee on the seat

    @PRISONthey allow your family and friends to visit
    @WORK you aren't even supposed to speak
    to your family

    @ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    @ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    @ PRISONyou spend most of your life inside bars
    @ WORK wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    @PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens
    @ WORK they are called managers


    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
    Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Enjoyed reading it, Rajmi!

    sriniketan
     

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