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Preparation Of Mba‏

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Friend:-Logic is very easy.
    Santa singh:-Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.


    Friend:-OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
    Santa:-YES.

    Friend:-Logically, there will be water in it.
    Santa :-YES.

    Friend:- Logically, there will be fish in it.
    Santa:- YES.

    Friend :-Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
    Santa :-YES.

    Friend :-I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
    Santa :-YES.

    Friend :-so, logically, you are married.
    Santa:- YES.

    Friend :-So, that means you are a heterosexual.
    Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic.


    Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

    Santa :-How is your MBA preparation?
    Banta :-Everything is fine except for the logic.


    Santa :-Oh, logic is easy.
    Banta :pleaseeee, give me an example.

    Santa:- Do you have a fish pot in your house?
    Banta :-NO, I don't.

    Santa:- saala!!! HOMO!!!
     
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  2. swetakiran

    swetakiran New IL'ite

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    Big Laughhi there, that was hilarious, ----ha, ha, ha, ha
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks Sweta for peeping in...
     

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