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Porche

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!

    He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

    "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

    "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

    So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.

    "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

    "Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

    So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars, and demanded to know why she did it.

    "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back.

    He claimed he was stranded and told me to sell his new Porsche and then send him the money.

    So I did."

    Are women good or what?!
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Women r smart.........
    She did the right thing
     
  3. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Reene
    An intellegent & smart women as they are always.:cheers
     
  4. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    smart & nice revenge:queen
     
  5. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    hello Reene,
    Very good way to take revenge
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  6. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Aaah missed the chance .......If I had met her b4 the boy did, the PORCHE would have been mine.......:coffee
     
  7. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha tit for tatbonk

    good one :cheers thanx 4 sharing
     
  8. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    obviously we are great.

    good one.
     

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