Poof...U will love this

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  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    U will really enjoy this one I bet....

    A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

    This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

    They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

    The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

    It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

    The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

    A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

    This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

    The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

    Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

    She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

    Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    That was a good one Moonbeam.............hahahaha
    I had read this before poor female..............nice to read it again
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahhaaBig Laugh:crazy
     
  4. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    hahahahaha n more hahahahaBig Laugh
     
  5. sugarnspice

    sugarnspice Bronze IL'ite

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    Big LaughThat is really funny, poor woman!Big Laugh
     
  6. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Thank you dear ILites for enjoying my post..Keep peeping...Bow
     
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    What an occasion to show her true self !
     
  8. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Poor girl....hahahah
     

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