politically correct jokes!

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  1. shikha

    shikha Gold IL'ite

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    Politically Correct Jokes


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    The prime Minister of
    China called President Bush to console him after the
    Attack on the Pentagon:

    "I'm sorry to hear about the
    attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case
    you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
    everything."


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    Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:


    Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
    condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
    bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
    that..


    Bush: What buildings? What people??

    Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in
    America now?

    Bush: It's eight in the morning.

    Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!


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    Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
    "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

    The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks

    over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

    Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14

    million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

    And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

    Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
    the 14 million Pakistanis!"

     
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    Thats good one..........
     
  3. Senorita

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    Haaaaaa lol.... "See, I told you no-one would worry about
    the 14 million Pakistanis!" Big LaughBig Laugh
     
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    Hi dear!!
    Thanx for ur responses. You know after posting my jokes i really wait for ur responses.:cheers


    shikha
     
  5. Sindhuja

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    Enjoyed reading them!
     

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