Political cannibal

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  1. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
    operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
    looked over the menu...

    + Tourist: $5
    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    + Fried Explorer: $15.00
    + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning."
     
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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha,good oneBig Laugh
     

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