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Polish Divorce

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
    English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
    rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
    divorce
    for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
    divorce
    would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
    questions:

    LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

    POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

    LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

    POLE: "It made of concrete."

    LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

    POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

    LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

    POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

    LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

    POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD

    player."

    LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"

    POLE: "No, I always up before her."

    LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

    POLE: "No, she white."

    LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

    POLE: "She going to kill me."

    LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

    POLE: "I got proof."

    LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

    POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
    shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."<!-/Text-!>
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    had a hearty laugh,:queen
     
  4. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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