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Poem - If She A Dream Girl She Would Never Marry You

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  1. ChennaiExpress

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    Following is inspired by posts I read, and even how some people at office verbally abuse their wives over the phone (these are non-Desi, by the way!)

    If she was a Dream Girl
    She would have
    Never Married You

    If she knew how
    To make the
    Perfect Dosas
    She would have
    Never Married You

    If she was physically fit
    And knew how to please
    In bed
    She would have
    Never Married You

    If she knew how to drive
    How to make
    Quick, Sharp, Curvaceous moves
    She would have
    Never Married You

    Who told you
    You are a Prince
    You are a King
    You are a God

    Your Mommy
    Your Daddy
    Your Next Door Neighbor
    Who was tactfully
    Trying to reject your advances

    The real God
    Gave you
    Your wife
    For better or
    For worse

    No one forced you
    No one cajoled you

    If she was Miss Universe
    She would have
    Never married you

    If she was Albert Einstein
    She would have
    Never married you

    If she was Ambani
    She would have
    Never married you

    Are you perfect
    Are you tall
    Are you handsome
    Are you rich
    Are you smart

    God and your Karmas
    Dealt with you accordingly
    You annoying, stupid fart

    Flush the toilet
    Put the seat cover down
    And for God sakes
    If your Heart is not clean
    At least wash your Hands!
     
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    Ouch! That's pretty hard-hitting! But, overall, I agree with the content of the poem. A guy wants her bride to be as melodious as Lata Mangeskar, as rich as Nita Ambani, and as beautiful as Dipika Padukon. He expects her to be expert at cooking; he will not settle if she is not highly educated. But, he conveniently forgets that he is an ordinary Joe, and that's the tragedy!
     
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    Awww, I'm sure you're a nice guy, (better than the ordinary Joe) who is worthy of your Dream Girl ;-)
     

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