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PJ's.....Test your IQ

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

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    1 ) Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad ???? .

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    Ans : SITA with Ravan to Lanka!


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    2 ) ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.

    IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

    IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

    IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

    IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, IT STILL REMAINS SAME.


    WHATZ IT ?

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    Ans : POSTBOX


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    3) Teacher asks a Kid: What r the 2 latest versions of java ??

    Ans : Kid says - Marjava & Lutjava!!

    Ishq me dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar java o java. java




    4) One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.


    So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.


    What was he thinking?

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    Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
     

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