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Piles to Smiles

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Piles to Smiles<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />



    ( This blog may be distasteful to a few, so please be careful, u may skip it altogether, no problems with me, but don’t complain later)



    13<SUP>th</SUP> Jan was Lori, my friend invited me,brother and Bhabhi to his club for the Lori Celebrations.It was very cold, and I was not in the mood, but we did go and we enjoyed very much.We were with families.


    As we got out of the Car, a little away from the Club, to park, I happened to see this glowsign across the Road.


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    And there I was laughing my guts out. What an ingenious Advt. And what a phrase.I swear blogs follow me everywhere, this one came out of the blue, and so is the subject of today’s blog.


    Touch wood, I have never had piles, though sometimes, I eat something very spicy in a restaurant, and the next day repercussions are terrible, but luckily it passes of in a day.This is the trailer God shows me, and I can understand how people who suffer from piles , what they poor things must be going thru.


    As I told u a few blogs back, I have 4 family doctors, one of them specializes in the treatment of piles. He charges around 10,000 for the operation .Once sitting over drinks, he was telling me about this, when I remarked at the sign outside his clinic, that he treats piles by the cold method. He said , the normal operation is very painful, and the patient has to have bedrest for a few days after it.


    But it seems he was one of the first ones to come up with the cold machine thing.As he said, the cold Air from the machine at minus 20 degrees or so, I am not a techinal person, and this matter is old, so forgive me for any errors, the air forms icecicles over each pile, and it drops off on its own after a while.The patient feels nothing, and within a couple of hours, he is free to go home, or go to work, simple.



    One patient he treated from some village, who was so impressed, that he organized a camp for the Doc there. And the doctor made good money, performing so many operations in so little time.He was treated like a god there, given free place to stay, and the food. And since u can do limtited amount of operations with a single machine, a lot of patients were left out. And Doc told me, Kamal, for the first time, I saw so many people baring their backsides at one time, a sea of them, to plead to the doc, see please perform on me first !


    One Dentist I saw with the board “ Smile Care”, where he showed lovely teeth of a woman, smiling ( wonder why they never show men in these advts ), but this one took the cake with Piles to Smiles. Good they were not graphic, like the dentist !


    Smile please , all of you, but without the piles. Have a great weekend , ladies and Gentlemen, smile all the way to the loo.


    KAMAL MAHTANI





    A Great Joke sent to me by Ashualec


    Men are better friends
    Women:

    A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight.
    The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


    Men:


    A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment overnight.
    So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!


    Conclusion
    - Men are Better Friends

     
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  2. iyerviji

    iyerviji Finest Post Winner

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    Dear kamalji

    I sawthis post after you posted thought of giving fb but my net went off. After the net came back I thought someone would have already given the first fb. But I think this year I have the privilege of giving first fb I think. I like very much to give the first fb though it might not be so good as other great writers here.

    Though the subject is on Piles but you have given some useful information and nice to know about the Doctors who cures it fast. You have a way of telling everything in humour.

    For any advertisement everyone prefers to show woman and particulary for this advertisement they would prefer because woman look so sweet when they smile isnit it.

    Its good to smile always because smile a while and while you smile another smiles and soon there is miles and miles of smiles

    Regards
    viji
     
  3. Kamalji

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    Dear Viji,

    thank uu for the first FB, it is a privilige to recieve the firt FB from u.

    Dotn compare yrself to others.You are very good in yr blogs and comments, and i appreciate the fact, that in spite of being so busy with yr family, and grandchildren, ui always find the time to post an FB on mine and otehr's blogs.That is yr greatness.

    The smiles and miles made me smile.HAHA.what a great saying.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  4. Jpatma

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    KM ji,
    Your blog brought smile to my lips and hope it does not bring piles to my.....

    Very amusing ! Your doctor friend any way made money looking at the ....
    This is called arse luck.

    An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:

    "What's your problem, Soldier?"
    "Chronic syphilis, Sir"
    "What treatment are you getting?"
    "Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
    "What's your ambition?"
    "To get back to the front, Sir."
    "Good man." says the Major.
    He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
    "Chronic piles, Sir"
    "What treatment are you getting?"
    "Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
    "What's your ambition?"
    "To get back to the front, Sir."
    "Good man." says the Major.
    He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
    "Chronic gum disease, Sir"
    "What treatment are you getting?"
    "Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
    "What's your ambition?"
    "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"​
    Jaya
     
  5. Mindian

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    dear kamalji,


    after reading really serious stuff from oj da,i am back here to more down to earth stuff:)

    your jaipur surely gives you enough material to blog on :biglaugh: really kudos to that fellow..an innovative poster...hope he too smiles all the way to the bank.

    i was :biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh

    Dear jay

    KM ji,
    Your blog brought smile to my lips and hope it does not bring piles to my.....

    Very amusing ! Your doctor friend any way made money looking at the ....
    This is called arse luck.


    you had me totally :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  6. natpudan

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    Kamalji,

    I shall later come again for fb.

    these pictures can be used by the doctor and that too male models.

    should he take the rights from chetan bhagat or the movie buffs - another controversy will start......

    Rest later kamalji.
     

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  7. Sriniketan

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    Kamalji,
    As you had mentioned, blogs chase you na!
    Some of the ads. like you had mentioned, sure to catch our eyes!
    Nice to know about the treatment in your own style.

    Viji, your smile quote is :thumbsup
    Jaya as always super fb!

    Natpudan, thanks for sharing some of the ads. where men are present..did you notice the title to the ad..:)

    sriniketan
     
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    Dear Kamalji - Pranaam
    You have plenty of gifts but humour is the greatest gift God has bestowed you with!! No doubt about that! Where from where you go and how you manage to link things is amazing. May God bless you for giving us so much fun,happiness and pleasure.
    We are back in Sydney now but I am still in a daze.. We booked our tickets three months back and requested for a vegetarian meal for me both ways and I didn't get it while going or coming back. We reconfirmed it before 24 hours, before 10 hours and before 4 hours! Imagine it was almost a 24 our flight from Sydney to London and back and I got nothing solid but bread and butter even in the business class lounge.
    While on our way back to Sydney I was trying to sleep and my hubby woke me up saying 'Hey! Wake up and see Jaipur!' and I sat up and said 'Hi Kamalji! Hi Harshaji! I know it's the middle of the night for you but will you please throw up some food for poor hungry me?' and my hubby started laughing and the other passengers thought we both were mad!
    Imagine the plight of passengers flying economy class sitting for 24 hours and can't even stretch their legs! People who fly such long hours do need a 'piles to smiles' doctor and their Ad should be there in all the major airports.
     
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    Dear Kamalji - Pranaam
    You have plenty of gifts but humour is the greatest gift God has bestowed you with!! No doubt about that! Where from where you go and how you manage to link things is amazing. May God bless you for giving us so much fun,happiness and pleasure.
    We are back in Sydney now but I am still in a daze.. We booked our tickets three months back and requested for a vegetarian meal for me both ways and I didn't get it while going or coming back. We reconfirmed it before 24 hours, before 10 hours and before 4 hours! Imagine it was almost a 24 our flight from Sydney to London and back and I got nothing solid but bread and butter even in the business class lounge.
    While on our way back to Sydney I was trying to sleep and my hubby woke me up saying 'Hey! Wake up and see Jaipur!' and I sat up and said 'Hi Kamalji! Hi Harshaji! I know it's the middle of the night for you but will you please throw up some food for poor hungry me?' and my hubby started laughing and the other passengers thought we both were mad!
    Imagine the plight of passengers flying economy class sitting for 24 hours and can't even stretch their legs! People who fly such long hours do need a 'piles to smiles' doctor and their Ad should be there in all the major airports.
     
  10. Kamalji

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    Dear Jaya,

    The joke was too good:rotfl:rotflHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    Well dont worry piles will remain miles awaty from u, if u continue to read my blogs, u see, that is a blessing.HAHA

    Too good.

    Regards

    kamal
     

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