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Phone Call

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, May 18, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A man is just about to get a CD out of a cabinet when the phone in the
    kitchen rings.

    "Hello," says the man answering it.

    "Hi," says a high woman's voice. "This is Tiffany the housekeeper. "

    "Oh," says the man. "Hi Tiffany."

    "Hi, Mr. Birschman. Sorry to call so late. I figured you'd be back later, so
    I planned to leave a message. You see, I had a problem when I was cleaning
    the bedroom."

    "What sort of a problem?"

    "Well, when I was trying to make your bed, your envelope of emergency money,
    you know, the one you keep under the matress, it fell out."

    "Well, what's the problem, Tiffany?"

    "Well, I wasn't sure just where to put it back, so I just put it under the
    bottom left corner. Is that okay?"

    "Yes. Thank you for telling me that, Tiffany. I appreciate it."

    "Oh, also, when I was vacuuming the living room, I found that diamond ring
    you've been missing."

    "That's wonderful, Tiffany! By the way, where did you put it?"

    "In the jewelry box on the dresser, of course!"

    "And how did you lock it?"

    "First I turned the key to the right, then I pulled it out and tried the top
    to make sure it was locked," says the housekeeper, revealing how well she
    remembered her instructions.

    "Good! And where did you put the key?"

    "In the top right cabinet in the kitchen, under the good china."

    "Fantastic!" says the man, impressed.

    "Oh, and I took the courtesy of wrapping the keys to the Porsche in that
    adorable little box. I know your wife is going to be so surprised."

    "Stupendous. Thank you so much, Tiffany. You are really a great housekeeper.
    "

    "Thank you, Mr. Birschman, and have a nice night." You too, Tiffany. Good
    night."
    The man hangs up the phone, turns to his buddy, and says with a grin, "This
    is going to be the easiest robbery ever!"
     
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  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Heena
    after a long time, I've seen u here.
    Good post!
    Howz life?

    Gayathri.
     
  3. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    hi gyathri ,
    everything is fine . just hv become lazy these days .
     
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  4. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha,nice one:mrgreen:
     

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