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Performance Pressure

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tehzeeb, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. tehzeeb

    tehzeeb New IL'ite

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    Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
    "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

    Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya "

    Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "

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    "Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"

     
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  2. arch174

    arch174 Senior IL'ite

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    :yes: gud post..kids loved it..maybe it will be tomrrow'sw joke of the day in school:mrgreen:
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Good one

    Veda
     
  4. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha....ha....ha...ha....good one..had a hearty laugh..
     
  5. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,poor cock.:-D
     

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