Perfect husband

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  1. Blondie

    Blondie Bronze IL'ite

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    <st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    <st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

    <st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    <st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    <st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    <st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

     
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  2. vidisha

    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    :rotfl wow
    Nice one
     
  3. jenny

    jenny New IL'ite

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    Hi
    Its good

    Keep it up

    Bye
    Jenny

     
  4. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha
    Very funny!
    :2thumbsup: :tongue
    Gayathri.
     
  5. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    GOOD one!!
    Hope the real husband doesn't go home with his phone.
     
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  6. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotflvery funny:mrgreen:
     
  7. umashankaran

    umashankaran New IL'ite

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    Hi !!

    very nice one !!

    :-D
    uma
     
  8. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Great One,imagine the real husband's plight when he gets home.
    Janani
     
  9. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    classic one lead very well..now the husband will:bangcomp: this guy for doing what he did...hahah sunkan
     
  10. hima

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    wow !! funny ...

    keep it.. :bangcomp:
     

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