Perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

<st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

<st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

<st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

<st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

<st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

<st1:stockticker>MAN</st1:stockticker>: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"